"Touch de duck... I keel you."  

'Weeeeeee!!!  Look at me I'm Yoda!   

 "You want a piece of me?  Bring it....!" 

 "Kid . . . you're askin'  the wrong guy." 

'I don't get it.  Where's the milk?!'  

'Wasssup!!'

'Bread!  You're seriously giving me bread . . . ?'

 "This stupid bird's about to get a snot bath."  

'Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . juzzt milk .. . . [hiccup] !'

 "I . . . hate . . you."  

 "Hi!!!  I'm Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . aaaaaannnd, I, like,
you know, long walks on the beach.
Aaaannnd  I  just  LOVE  me some tennis balls.   Byyeeee!!!!"

'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

I don’t want to go…whahhhhhh!

 "It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?" 

 "Rrrrr.... I'm  a  Tiger.  Rrrrrrr"  

  
 Wow, dude...  I went through your bag, man, and I found th is
little bag of green stuff.  So I totally ate it.
Awesome.  Got any munchies?  I can't feel my tongue.... hahahaha 

 "So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."