Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

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God is Like...

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas  about God. 

Here are some of the results:


God is like.
 
BAYER ASPIRIN
 
He works miracles. 


God is like.
 
a FORD

He's got a better idea.


God is like.
 
 COKE 

He's the  real thing. 

God is like.
 
HALLMARK CARDS
 
He cares enough to send His very best.
 

God is like.
 
TIDE
 
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
 

God is like.
 
GENERAL ELECTRIC

He  brings good things to life.
 

God is like.
 
SEARS

He has everything.


God is like.
 
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him


God is like.
 
SCOTCH TAPE
 
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
 

God is like.
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

God is like. 
ALLSTATE
You're in  goo d hands with Him.
  

God is like.

VO-5 Hair Spray
  
He holds through all kinds of weather.
 

God is like.
 
DIAL SOAP

Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?
 
 
God is like. 
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice
will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like. 
Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America
 

God is like 
Maxwell House. .. . 
Good to the very last drop
  

God is like. 
B
ounty. . . .. 
He is the quicker picker upper. .
can handle the tough jobs.
and He won't fall apart on you  





20 Truths to Remember

1. Faith is the ability to not panic.

2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.

3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day.

4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.

6. Do the math. Count your blessings.

7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.

9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.

11. The most important things in your home are the people.

12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.

15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.

17. Nothing is real to you until you experience it, otherwise it's just hearsay.

18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

19. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. Learn from the turtle -- it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.

20. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.