Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

Filed under: signs

Bad Chinese Translations to Help Olympians


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And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

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A difficult meal...

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Other children are OK...

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I think it was that 'screw you' comment...

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Start with the big toe...

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Are you smiling?

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Well, it is free...

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That would explain the beer cubs outside...

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Flavor with heart...

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Falling should be planned...

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I told gramps to use protection...

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Plenty of meat for everybody...

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Got too many kids?

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Ouch!

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We really never know what kind...

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I wouldn't dare...

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One lump or two?

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Thank you for open!


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Translation: 'no parking on bicyclists at any time'

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How do you do?

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No crack?

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The pool man is gonna freak

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Yeah, cheated out of breathing...

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Stylist Ben Dover at your service...

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Operators standing by....

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Damn, these fireworks reek....

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Press it because you want to....

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I'll keep a look out....

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New in this section: 'Bowling with Bilbo'

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I give my life and my company, but they just keep demanding more...